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July 17, 2008

Saving the world, no really

It's funny I ended my previous post with a comment about being a superhero, because yesterday, I really was one. I actually got myself out of bed to go to the gym for the first time in over a year. I was fated to find the motivation, because as I was doing some weights, I saved a healthy man....

There was a guy who was doing some bench presses behind me in the gym. I did take note of his unathletic choice in footwear (they weren't as bad as converses, but they were almost as bad), but didn't dwell on it as I tried to finish my workout as soon as possible. Luckily, I wasn't wearing my iPod, so I heard some grunts and similar noises of distress and strain. I look behind me and the dude with inadequate footwear is struggling to lift the bar he's bench pressing off of his chest. I dropped my weights, ran over, and helped him lift the bar back into the cradle.

Of course, to try to maintain his pride, he insisted that "I'm fine. I had it. I'm okay." But, he wasn't all that convincing. He ended up removing the weights from the bar bell and leaving right after I saved him. Perhaps next time he'll think about lifting weights before 8 am without proper athletic attire... I headed off to the office knowing that my writing at Men's Health magazine and my gym wits can help me save the world, one healthy man at a time.

July 14, 2008

I'm a real person.

I know I've been very quiet on the blog front for a while. I found myself in a situation at Men's Health where they wanted to hire me, but weren't sure they could approve the new position with HR. (How is it that HR people have become the masters of the universe?) I didn't want to write about the move to Men's Health's NY for fear I would sabotage it all. That being said, last week I signed up for a health benefits plan and immediately felt like Pinnochio did at the end of the movie: I transformed from the "wood" of my life as an intern and otherwise transitory person, to a real life adult! I did a jig, knowing that if I fell in my clumsiness, I had benefits to cover my injury....

Of course, besides having shed the "wooden" feeling of being an intern, not too much has changed. Sure, I have the job title, "Editorial Assistant," but my responsibilities are still the same: keep men healthy. Though, I am also going to help with the research for the "Eat This, Not That!" book series, after the first one sold so well after it's release this past December. Basically, that means I'll have a thorough knowledge of what restaurant chains serve the foods with the most calories, sodium, trans fat, and other horrors of which diners should be aware. This means, of course, that my responsibility of helping men stay health will extend also to women and children. So, basically, I've become a superhero since I last wrote.

July 7, 2008

Fork of July (Or, No Flash Photography, Please)

Mamacita, I haven't posted a real blog entry in a month! As you may have guessed, things at Conn have been CRAZY trying to get as many gifts in the door as possible before we close the books on Fiscal Year 2008 (cue 612-hour slow-motion montage of every gift I've gotten this year). We're actually still open for a few more days, so if you haven't done so already, go online to http://giving.conncoll.edu and make your gift. We only need 6 more donors from the Class of 2007 in order to be the first class ever to break 50% participation our first year after graduating. We can do it!

Much like Marissa, I've also been quite busy during the weekends, mostly because of all the Welcome to Florida shows this summer. They've certainly been fun, but it was nice yesterday to finally have a chance just to chill out (I spent the day out on the deck naked to the waist in a kiddie pool full of tapioca pudding; it does wonders for my skin, not to mention my tastebuds!). There are probably too many stories to mention from the past month, so I'll just pick a few highlights....

....On Friday, I celebrated our nation's 809th birthday (my historical ignorance is matched only by my mathematical ineptitude) by heading up to beautiful and mountainous Sharon, NH, for Wes's annual In-Depends-Dance Day party, where all guests are required to shake their groove thangs whilst wearing adult diapers (I'll let you decide if that's true or not). In addition to the Huggie Shuffle, there were plenty of fun activities, including a wiffleball tournament (The Steaming Manholes and I came in third), a game of HORSE where you had to incorporate a popular culture reference into each shot, swimming, splashing, sliding, sunning, a brief Welcome to Florida performance, fireworks, and no fewer than eight different pasta salads (by the end of dinner I was so full of carbs that I could barely keep my eyes open and my mouth closed). It was a long drive home back to New Londy, but it was definitely a fun day.

The weekend before this past one, WTF played it's first three-show weekend in recent memory, including a double header on Saturday (I felt a little like a professional baseball player, except that I didn't have to wear a belt for no reason and I was actually doing something that involved physical activity). I was most excited about our Saturday-night headlining slot at Harper's Ferry, our favorite club to play in Boston, but I was still pumped about the other two shows.

Our Saturday afternoon show was at a venue in Manchester, NH, at which we had never played, so I was a little tentative about it. Fortunately, when JZ and I arrived we found it to be a huge place with a great stage and sound system. Unfortunately, there were FIVE other bands, and to our surprise we had last choice in choosing when we wanted to play! Knowing that we had to be down in Boston at 7:00 to soundcheck for our "real" show (sorry Manchester fans), JZ realized that we had to do whatever necessary to get a slot that would let us leave by 5:00 at the latest. We figured our best bet was to befriend the door manager, whose age and attitude seemed roughly equal to our own. So, thinking quickly, we bonded with him over Angelina Jolie's hotness and before long had our pick of starting time.

Duncan was experiencing some pretty serious throat problems, so we stuck to Wes songs so that Dunc could rest up for the big show in Boston later on. Interestingly, a majority of the audience members were 14-year-old girls, so they were incredibly excited that the set was so Wes-centric (let's just say that he doesn't exactly look like he's 23). One girl in particular kept taking photos of me, which I found quite distracting due to the resultant mental image I kept having of pictures of myself appearing on some abbreviation-laden e-teen-zine (I can see the headlines now: "OMG, CR is such a QT-pie!"). The biggest burn of the gig was that the venue only gave us $1 for each person that showed up to see us, despite the fact that it cost $10 for each of them to get in! The place's booking agent e-mailed us after the show saying that we sounded great and that he'd love to have us back again real soon, but something tells me that is not too strong a possibility (if I wanted to make 25 cents an hour by letting someone listen to me sing and tell jokes, I'd just resurrect the old Vaudeville act that Mitch and I toured the chitlins circuit with (in order to make it as authentic as possible, we demanded that we get paid at the same rates that performers in the 1890s did)).

Being the professionals that we are (uhh....), we turned our frustration over that show into pure rock and roll ferocity (umm....) during the Harper's show. I'm happy to report that Duncan manned up, sang through the pain, and sounded great, though he could barely talk after the show (an unexpected but much appreciated side effect). All in all it was a fun night!

Well, I'm a little blogged out for today, but I'll be sure to update y'all with more recent happenings from my life as my work schedule eases up later this week. Keep it funky!

July 6, 2008

It's new, it's exciting, it's my blog!

S-s-summa is in full swing in illadelphia (Eapen, 2008). Some days are nice and some days are hot and steamy (just like Chris Reilly). Currently, I can't tell because I finally installed a window air conditioning unit in my apartment so my room is actually nice and cool. Please join me in my sigh of relief. Besides, most of my friends were tired of me complaining of swamp ass.

So far, I have spent most of the summer searching for jobs. I have found a couple cool things to do with my bioethics master's degree, but the only interview I have right now is at Cedars-Sinai hospital in LA. I've never been to LA before and the offices for my job are in Beverly Hills, so I'm pretty pumped to fly out there. It's a great hospital and I could live in California...if I can afford it. What I really want to do is sabatoge their milk industry and get Wisconsin back on top. I'll report back soon.

Another pretty exciting job that I've applied for involves working for a consulting firm that deals with human subjects research regulations, arms control, and national security. Oddly enough, I'm qualified to deal with any of those areas. I took an entire course on bioethics and national security (which was awesome), and my master's thesis is on non-lethal weapons control. We'll see where that goes, but either job should be interesting.

As of this week I'll be half way through my summer course on ethical issues in animal biotechnology. There's a lot of crazy stuff going on, especially in the US, and most Americans (myself included) have no idea. For example, most people don't know that there is a drug on the market that is extracted from the milk of genetically modified goats. From what I can tell, and I am no expert, this is a pretty ingenious and safe way to manufacture complicated pharmaceuticals. However, things like glowing fish and other glowing pets are quickly making their way onto the American market without people really considering the long-term effects of these animals on the environment. More specifically, it's only a matter of time before they start finding their way into the ecosystem and screwing with reproduction. Who knows where it'll end up? Soon we'll have glowing people! And I don't mean the kind when you shoot a cheesy compliment towards your date. I know telling Conn alums is not where the announcement is needed, but stay informed and discuss these things with your friends (i.e. how cool it would be to glow in the dark).

I hope everyone had a good holiday weekend! One good place to keep up with current developments in science is www.scienceprogress.org. You also check out the New York Times, especially the science section on Tuesdays. Take care everyone.

July 2, 2008

Viva La Vida

Agh, I started this entry a week ago and forgot about it and am only now just getting back to it... my apologies. So where was I? Ah, yes...

I've been meaning to write a new entry for some time now but have found myself busy doing... stuff, which I will now tell you about. I have done something fun every weekend so this is going to be a long entry. Thus, I've separated my entry into segments so that you can come back to finishing your reading easily.

Chilling' Out Maxin' Relaxin' All Cool
About a month ago, I made the long trip to Philadelphia (which I like to call Illadelphia) to visit a fellow camel, Casey Johnson, who now resides in West Philly. I decided to try out the new Megabus, which was offering free rides for their first week. I was quite excited to get a free ride but I ended up paying a non-monetary price - time. The day I was riding out to Philly was the day that there was the huge crane accident in New York City causing massive traffic. To top it off, it was Megabus's first day so it was a bit chaotic and confusing. I was riding from Boston to NYC and getting on a connecting bus to Philly with a layover of about 15 minutes. However, due to the traffic and our driver who had apparently never driven in New York City and was lost (in addition to hitting a stop sign) I did not get to Penn Station in time. Now, I know what you're thinking - Penn Station is a train station and NOT for buses. Yes, I know that as I told the evil policeman who would not offer any suggestions or help me find Megabus. But the buses meet above ground right beside Penn Station. Anyway, I finally managed to find the bus and had a quick ride to Philly, where I arrived at 1 AM.

The following day Casey did a lovely job of showing me around Philly. We walked everywhere and I was able to see most of Philly. We even ran into three weddings within 30 minutes. Also, I got to eat a Philly cheesesteak, run up the front steps of the Philadelphia Museum of Art, and walked along the river. Unfortunately, I only had a day to spend in Philly since I had to catch the bus back home the next day. Luckily, my bus ride home went much smoother - the buses were on time, easy to find, the drivers didn't get lost, and didn't hit anything. I will most likely ride Megabus again since they have special promotions for very cheap rides and have wireless on the bus. You should, too: http://www.megabus.com/us/

Best Week EVER
A while ago, Allie Smith and I had planned to see Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers in concert in Hartford because all the tickets were sold out in New York and Boston almost immediately. Since it was on a Wednesday we decided to make it a mini-vacation and she'd come spend the week with me. However, I was unsure if I was going to be able to manage it since I was trying to figure out my job situation. Luckily, I managed to have the week off since I was in between jobs. It worked out well.

Anyway, on Wednesday we went to Hartford, where the concert was held outside and the weather was perfect. The opening band was Steve Winwood, who sings a lot of songs I was unaware I knew. At this point there weren't too many people around but just as TP & the Heartbreakers were about to come on there was a massive amount of people of all ages - the old reminiscing and the young who grew up on the music. Everyone was dancing, a lot were drinking beers, and a good number were smoking grass. It was a bit of hippy atmosphere. Afterwards, I struggled to remember where I parked the car. Grrrrrr.

Thursday, we lounged by my pool (yes, I have a pool) for most of the day, which was lovely. These two strange, old women sat by us and chatted with us. They were humorous. But the main event of the day was the Red Sox game. Part of my benefits at BIDMC was the ability to get $5 tickets to a Sox game. Sounds great, right? Well, there's a catch: you can't buy tickets until after the 1st inning, if they have any left. I had a good feeling about it, though, until we showed up and saw the massive line of BIDMC employees. Eek! But, we were patient, crossed our fingers, and thought happy thoughts which all led to us getting tickets. They were for standing seats except the wonderful security dude hooked us up with some sweet seats nine rows from the field. It was a short game but wonderful nonetheless.

Allie and I had started our drinking extravaganza on Wednesday but we kicked it up a notch on Friday with some beer tasting. First, we went to the Harpoon brewery which has no tour and only a tasting. You can sample as many beers as you can in an hour while some dude tells you about the history of the brewery and the beers. It was interesting and definitely worth the trip out to the waterfront. Next up was the Sam Adams brewery tour in JP. It reminded me a bit of the Guinness storehouse tour except smaller, not as pretty, but more personal. At the end of the tour we sat in a room and sampled some beers. This was enjoyable except for the group of women who were in their thirties but were dressed like they were teens and kept giggling, flirting with our guide, and hogging the beer. Either way, I'll have to go for some of their special tastings where they pair food with beer. Sounds delicious!

On Saturday, we did some more lounging by the pool for most of the day followed by a stroll along Newbury St. At night Abby, Allie, and I went out to dinner at Union Oyster House and then met up with some more camels at a club for some dancing. It was a good night despite the apparent lack of air-conditioning on the dance floor leading to a lot of gross, sweaty people. At the end of the night, instead of taking a cab home we managed to get in a van that was taking people back to Brighton. It was a bit sketchy but so funny! Some guy rolls up in his van and says, "Where you going?" "Brighton." "Hop in!" It's a brilliant idea. If I had a van, I'd drive downtown on weekends and pick up the young'ns as they leave the bars and clubs to take them home. You know you'd do it, too.

Our fabulous week, well I guess it was more like half-a-week, came to an end on Sunday. Allie went home via Chinatown bus and I lied in bed watching movies and recuperating as the rain outside soothed me to sleep.

KickBALLIN'
The following weekend was my kickball team's annual Booze Cruise, where all of the team members and some others in the Boston League book tickets for a cruise around Boston Harbor that takes place on Friday nights. On our particular cruise, the famous Stevie B performed live. Who the hell is Stevie B? Well, you might know the song, "Spring love, come back to me". No? Doesn't ring a bell? Too bad. You should brush up on your 90s dance hits. Other than dancing, there's booze (duh!). However, the drinks are very pricey and you're not allowed to bring any beverages onto the boat, which they make sure of by patting you down. So, we are left to disguise our alcohol. I filled two plastic ziplock bags with vodka and then stuffed them into my bra. Dual purpose. Ladies, I highly recommend. Unfortunately, we tied that weekend's game. Our first non-win of the season. :(

This past Saturday was the rookie party. It was not as bad as I thought it would be - they did not harass us as much as I thought they would. Although, I was sabotaged during the Edward Forty Hands competition which I would've won otherwise. Nonetheless, we had a vice war - essentially, an eating and drinking contest (nips, beer, ho-hos, hot dogs, other gross food) that my team won. I also had a little revenge of my own when one of my teammates passed out, who happens to have graduated from the Coast Guard Academy. I drew all over his face and a friend drew on his legs. It was classic. Finally, the next day we conquered our opponents, who had been undefeated. :)

I don't want to work, I want to bang on these drums all day
Now, I work at DFCI along with 50% of CC students who work at Longwood. And, no, I am not blogging during work hours. Sheesh.

Anyway, if you've gotten this far into my passage, thank you. Hooray for the long weekend! I hope you enjoy your fireworks and bbq. Just don't burn yourself.