Happy 2009, everybody!
Sweet sassy Santa Claus, December was more hectic than any I can recall (with the possible exception of the year that I got tricked into ringing a bell outside of Wal-Mart for 50 hours a week when the Salvation Army said they had "drafted" me). I've been merry-making just as hard as I've been a-wassailing, and I've got the Kringle-esque nog gut to prove it ("Nog Gut" actually sounds like a delicious new strain of super-nougat laced with vanilla and rum).
Welcome to Florida recently played a few Christmas-themed shows, much to the delight of yours truly, who had the foresight to hang mistletoe over my own head in order to catch any free-roaming holiday cheer that may have been circulating around. There was a small but positive response to this idea, so much so that I'm considering hanging mistletoe over myself during every show, regardless of whether or not it's Christmas season (whoa, I just had a vision of this idea going horribly, horribly wrong and me getting some kind of probation for committing some kind of sexual harassment). Both shows were a ton of fun, and I'm proud to say that we collected a pretty great amount of canned goods for charity! Hmm, maybe we can also start collecting canned goods at every show regardless of whether it's Christmas season, and that can help me assuage some of my mistletoe-related guilt!
Speaking of Welcome to Florida, I spent Christmas and the few days following in our namesake state to help my grandmother move into her new condo in Clearwater Beach (city motto: "Get Off Our Lawn, You Good for Nothin' Teenagers!"). The weather was beautiful, but there was just a little bit of a shortage of people between the ages of, say, 18 and 40 (a group I like to refer to as "individuals I might actually want to see in a bathing suit"). It was nice to spend some quality time with my family, but it turns out that being unable to play bass or talk to pretty ladies for six days is my Kryptonite, so I was glad to return to New England.
Upon flying back to New Hampshire at the conclusion of the trip, I decided to stop by Boston for a few hours to say hi to some friends on my way home to New London. To make a long story short, one thing led to another and I ended up staying for four days (oops!). I had a blast, of course, but what I didn't have was any clean clothing since I had originally planned to just drive from the airport back to my apartment. Thus, I had a very fun, if somewhat malodorous, New Year's Eve celebration in Boston (actually now that I think of it, pretty much all my New Year's Eve celebrations have ended up getting pretty malodorous one way or another).
Whatever smelly or unsmelly things we did for NYE definitely worked, because 2009 is already off to a great start. This morning at work, for example, I found out that my coworker Skip's wife is pregnant! Since I work with almost all women, there's some pretty stiff competition to see who comes up with the best ideas of what to name this child, but fortunately I cleared out my work schedule so I could focus on brainstorming some nomenclature. Skip's wife's name is Candy, so I'm thinking if it's a girl they'll name her Brandy, and since their last name is Wilson, if they have a boy they can name him either Flip or Mister.
I'm also happy to pass along the news that fellow 2007er and New Londonist Laura Brown got engaged!!! Congratulations to her and her fiancee Fran, who, for the record, is possibly the sexiest and most Spanish man I have ever encountered. "How sexy are we talking here, Reilly?" you're probably asking. Let me just say that between the sparkle on the diamond and the dazzle from his smile, I basically had to wear sunglasses all night while hanging out with them. I had known that their engagement was imminent, but I was still excited when they made it official. I was also quite excited to hear that they'll be getting married as early as July! That will make two weddings for me this summer (as of now), since I've known for quite a while that my good friends Steph and Jeff (Jeffanie? Stephrey? No? Never mind) are tying the knot in August. Looks like I had better iron my best suit and get ready to schmooze with some available wedding guests! Although, now that I think of it, I'll probably know all of the guests at both weddings already. Well, back to the romantic drawing board!
One final piece of good news is that several of my friends are starting new jobs today. Best of luck to Jay, Brooke, and Kevin!
Since I'm on the topic of new beginnings, I guess it's appropriate for me to take a moment to reflect and think of some New Year's resolutions that I'd like to make for 2009. Sure, I could be predictable and say I'd like to tackle this gut or maybe try to drink under 20 beers a week (it just occurred to me that those two issues may well be interrelated), but as we all learned in the recent presidential election, real change is about more than the superficial (uhh, I think we learned that). The improvements I'll be making to my life this year will be lasting and impactful, and they'll inspire the people around me to take stock of their own lives and really evaluate what's important to them. With that in mind, here are my resolutions for 2009:
- Make the most of every day: Don't let the sun go down without having listened to at least two Welcome to Florida albums.
- Treat my body like a temple: Buy softer underwear and floss more (important note: stay focused and don't accidentally buy floss-like underwear).
- Make sure my loved ones feel appreciated: Hug my good-looking female friends as often as possible. Starting a kiss-on-the-cheek policy might not be a bad idea either.
- Be more environmentally friendly: Conserve paper by canceling my subscription to O: the Oprah Magazine (Cosmo has better sex tips anyway).
- Support those who have supported me: Make my annual contribution to Connecticut College online at http://giving.conncoll.edu (shameless plug).
With these resolutions, I'll be sure to have a great 2009, and I hope that all of you have a great year as well!